Monty: Archive

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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“It’s a vicious circle. If you feel hideous, you convey it to people. A couple of...”

– Miranda (via fuckyeahmirandahart)

Dec 30th

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Jon: I hate people cheating. I think it's my least favourite thing. In the world.
Russell: Really? Wow. That's a pretty big thing for you to say, that.
Jon: Yeah. I hate that more than I hate wet bread, and I *hate* wet bread. It's rank, isn't it? There's something absolutely hideous about wet bread. It makes me want to be sick.
Russell: Oh, right. I thought we were on about cheating.
Jon: Touching wet bread. Or toast, when it gets wet. Eurghhh. I could never be a duck. I couldn't handle it.

Dec 30th

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Dec 28th

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From the 24th to the 1st it's like a black hole in...

Dec 28th

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 21st

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“I would love to believe that when I die I will live again, that some thinking,...”

– Carl Sagan, who passed away on this day in 1996. (via bowsandbrogues)

Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

Dec 18th

“There is no such word as ‘impossible’ in my dictionary. In fact, everything...”

– Douglas Adams - Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency (via fuckyeahdouglasadams)

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 16th

“The world is comic to those who think and tragic to those who feel.”

– Horace Walpole, 1769 (via human-voices)

Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 14th

Jon: I am the big man.
Russell: What?
Jon: I am the big man.
Russell: You are the big man?
Jon: There was a -
Russell: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you want to explain that? You can't just shout out 'I am the big man' -
Jon: I AM the big man. That's why I moved to Swindon. I'm the biggest man there.
Russell: I'd love to see that at the estate agent's. "Why are you looking to move to the Swindon area?" "I am the big man!" "Anything else?" "I am the big man."
Jon: Yeah.
Russell: OK. "Two bedrooms?" "I am the big man."
Jon: That was me for about ten minutes. And I'd just cooked the best fillet steak I've ever made. Unbelievable. I just sat and swore for ten minutes after I'd eaten it. That good.
Russell: ...What?

Dec 13th

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“There was never any explanation provided as to why Sharon, Lois and Bram lived...”

– The Elephant Show - Wikipedia (via sam)

Dec 13th

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*sigh* One of my favorite people, Carrie of WishWishWish basically having a life that I want, galavanting around London and going to some of my favorite places like Jessie Chorley and Buddug in East London and Liberty…..*tear* Excuse me, I need to wallow some more.

Dec 12th